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mylifesucks123 - 03/05/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, I was driving to the grocery store with my 7 year-old son. As we were approaching a stop sign, I looked next to me and saw a guy with a triangle-shaped head. I said to my son, "Look at the guy with the triangle head." My window was open. So was his. FML

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anoymus - 31/05/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, I was driving to the local market with my son. We approached a vehicle that looked just like my fiancé's. My son peered out his window and said, "Mommy, daddy's getting kidnapped!" It seems he was being 'kidnapped' by his new girlfriend. FML

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Anonymous - 13/06/2014 23:36 - United States - Rahway

Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML

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maximumpower - 15/03/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML

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brenami - 31/12/2010 06:13 - United States

Today, I took my daughter to the grocery store. The bag boy seemed to be flirting with me and smiling. He had to be half my age. Once in the car I glimpsed myself in the rear view mirror. I had chocolate completely covering one of my front teeth. FML

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John W. - 12/10/2011 12:37 - United States

Today, I was driving my eight year-old son to school when a guy cut me off, prompting me to yell "douche bag" as a reflex out of the window. Realizing my mistake, I turned to my son and told him to never, ever talk like that. His response was, "Too late, douche bag." FML

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brittbrat4 - 05/07/2011 00:25 - United States

Today, I was jamming out in my car, tapping my fingers on the wheel and bobbing my head. At the next stoplight, I happened to look over and the passenger of the car next to me was holding a sign in the window saying, "I bet you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" FML

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Anonymous - 13/09/2014 14:39 - United States - Cottonwood

Today, I was going for my morning walk, when a guy in a massive truck drove up beside me, with a kid no more than 4 riding shotgun. I lost my faith in humanity when his tiny voice yelled through the window, "Nice ass!" FML

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TheIrony - 19/07/2016 21:50 - United States

Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML

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Anonymous - 24/02/2014 15:21 - United States

Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML

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wench - 23/12/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a smoking hot guy from my school staring at me in disgust. He kept staring until I took a turn-off. FML

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Sunday 3 May 2009 17:48

Hmmm, way to teach him how to make fun of people...

may_cause_fail 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:51

I have never seen anyone with a triangle head. I would probably do the same thing. :D

Osakhomen 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 20:02

YDI! At first I thought your kid said it, then I read the comment and was confused, and reread the post to find out YOU said it. You're an adult, act like one.

strangersdk 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 20:06

YDI just because you didn't make sure the window was closed. How the hell does someone have a triangle shaped head!?

omglyktotally78 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 20:12

Wow you're kind of an immature bitch who probably shouldn't even be a mother way to teach your kid how to be an immature asshole like you. MOTHER OF THE YEAR RIGHT HERE! this might be kind of harsh but hey, the truth hurts and YDI hardcore.

coffeennicotine 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 20:20

I agree with #3 and 46. Don't teach your kid to make fun of people, or he'll grow up to be an ass like you. You deserve it. Actually, you deserved worse.

Aria_fml 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 20:22

I hate it when people do stupid and shameful things, then come on FML expecting people to pity them. YDI.

omglyktotally78 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 20:25

****. I shoulda used correct punctuation for my comment.....oh well.

hinice 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 20:32

Hahahah this is a funny one. How can someone have a triangle-shaped head?! & people chill out. If this isn't common for the mother to make fun of others, then it's just one little slip up, not everyone's mother of the year.