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Fired - 08/04/2011 11:58

Today, I stepped outside my office building for a smoke break and I witnessed a mugging so I ran over to stop it. I succeeded in getting mugged instead of the original target. I then couldn't get into my building until a coworker left an hour later. My boss was mad and still doesn't believe me. FML
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HeavyMetalViking 0

I know your name, it's Clark Can't, or is it Bruise Wayne?

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Ummmmyeah 0

well at least you prevented the original target from getting mugged.

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xcuerdenx 1

You totaly deserved it! Youve proven that not only does smoking kill but it gets you mugged aswell!

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ryrywakaka 0

I've been smoking for 6 years and I've never been mugged

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SirEBC 7

With great power comes great responsibility.

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Maciejas 8

Jesh, this person has just gotten mugged of his phone, keys and probably other things, and all you care about is that he smokes? F your lives, guys. F your lives.

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lmaoatall 6

true this. where the **** are peoples priorities?

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rowens78 0

I think what your boss was wondering is: how were you planning to get back in the building regardless of being mugged or not?

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Zombie65 0

to many holes in that story I don't believe you either ydi

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lmaoatall 6

more people are more concerned over the fact you went out to have a smoke, rather the point of your comment. being mugged that is. you should have twisted your statement a little by saying, today, I stepped outside to take a wiz..

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revilo666 0

we all lern to mind our own bigness the hard way

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smartman136 8

thats why you carry the bear grylls ultimate knife withyou wherever you go. either that or a ka-bar. i would trust both in a fight

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Calyx_fml 21

You aren't batman. Call the cops next time.

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alex1432 9

this is when you pull your 44 magnum and blow the muggers head off

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