Wankers

trainE - 30/03/2009 02:08 - United States

Today, I was masturbating in my room when my dog started to bark obnoxiously. He does this all the time so I ignored it and kept going. This went on for about a half hour. When I went downstairs, I found an open door and an empty TV stand. FML
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jmok222 0

too bad the burglars didn't come in and steal your virginity. xD

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that_guy_you_are 0

Now see, if you were masturbating in front of the TV, that wouldn't have happened. There's a lesson there for you, Ya Dumb Idiot.

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taytaydude 0

Wow I've got to say that sucks. But was it worth it? lol

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viaco12 0

Hahaha! Idiot! I said I agreed, but I meant to say you deserved it! Hahaha!

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patte_fml 19

If I was your dog and all distracted by the intense odours flying out of you right through my sensible nose and then addionally some unknown intersting smell is coming in through the front door in form of two thiefs - I'd barked so loud till I collapsed. What a beautiful dog days afternoon ^_^...

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Tchernov9 0

They should've, that way, they be like, "Uhh.... Here's your TV back... uhh..." LOL that be hilarious, OP:but you kinda do both on this, sucks and deserving.

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Nesyaj0 0

I started lol'ing after "masturbating" i lol'd harder after completing the post. Sucks for you!

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