Very strange behavior

Loserbot - 04/09/2012 01:02 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Right as she orgasmed, she screamed out Megatron's name. When I later confronted her about this, she said that she always had a crush on him and wanted to be queen of the Decepticons. I've been dating this lunatic for a year and half now. FML
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ObsessedWithMe 13

You're dating the dream woman of many men. Don't complain.

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ideasrule 13

Meanwhile, she probably regrets dating a judgmental bitch who doesn't want her to have her own interests. Be more accepting, OP. She's interesting, unique, and hurts nobody with her hobbies, so what's wrong with having a crush on Megatron?

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dwc2134 5

Embrace the nerd, man. Many fun and enjoyable situations will come of it.

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JuniorTroll 5

My girlfriend and I fantasize about the Decepticons all the time. ;D Pretty damn enjoyable I would say, and you're missing out mate. She's a definite keeper gee.

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jbuckets_404 38

@OP: Simply be happy that you're getting some!

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DCvRkey2012 7

Megatron, dont stop assembling! Oh yeah! OH YEAH!

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Cosmic_Horror 1

More likely she is not being serious and you are just tone deaf. My girlfriend "wants to do The Doctor," and I "want to do Amy Pond," but we know they're not real.

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Cosmic_Horror 1

Also, you guys should try some role-play in bed. You don't want to be the boring sex partner who refuses to indulge any kinks, do you? It's not like she wants to poop on you.

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