Kids, Haircut and Hair: Uncanny valley

Uncanny valley

By Anonymous - 02/02/2023 06:00

Today, I got a new, short haircut. Now I look like my little brother who died two years ago. FML

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Anderling 32

Thursday 2 February 2023 8:58

Oof, I’m so sorry. Maybe some hair dye or a different way of styling it could help?

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Anderling 32

Thursday 2 February 2023 8:58

Oof, I’m so sorry. Maybe some hair dye or a different way of styling it could help?

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