Dogs, Poopoo peepee Animals Treasure hunt

Treasure hunt

Catois - 05/03/2010 05:17 - United States

Today, I caught my dog attempting to shit on the carpet. When I saw him, I screamed. Startled, he ran around the house, continuing to take his shit. Now, I don't have to clean up a nice pile, I get to go on a scavenger hunt and find all of the scattered turds. FML

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morphea - 29/04/2015 22:54 - France - Chantepie

Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML

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dirtyfoot - 18/01/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML

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hadtocleanthemess - 28/06/2011 12:35 - Canada

Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML

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Naughty boy

Anonymous - 07/12/2022 14:00

Today, my dog and I came in from an afternoon in the back yard and he immediately shat on the carpet. Way to go boy. FML

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Anonymous - 11/04/2013 19:38 - United Kingdom - Bridgnorth

Today, I came home after working overtime to find my dog whining and giving me her "I need to take a shit" face. After changing my shoes, I came back ready to let her out, only to find her giving me the "I just took a shit on your rug" face. My husband has been home all day. FML

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Splat!

Anonymous - 11/05/2020 14:00

Today, I have a case of diarrhea. How did I find out? I got startled by my dog jumping up to greet me, and I shat all over the kitchen floor. FML

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kiwibox - 26/10/2013 01:50 - United Kingdom - Ipswich

Today, my dog had an upset stomach and diarrhea. To avoid a mess on the carpet, I confined her to a gated area in the kitchen with sheets over the floor, so any mess could be cleaned up easily. Instead of going on the sheets, she sprayed shit all up the walls. FML

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Self-defeating move

Steve - 12/05/2021 11:01

Today, my dog discovered his new toilet by taking a dump on his own bowl. FML

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Livingthedream - 12/08/2018 06:00

Today, I got home from a long day of work and saw a pile of dog puke on the kitchen floor. I went to get paper towels and found a pile of dog shit. With my foot. Both of my kids were home all day and left the piles for me to clean because "that's gross". FML

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Follow the yellow brown road

cat_lady - 05/04/2020 17:00

Today, I watched as my poor old cat dragged his ass across our living room carpet, leaving an equally long shit stain on our pristine carpet. My pleas for him to stop only made his diarrhea worse as he ran off. FML

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lookatstupid 0

Friday 5 March 2010 14:09

Hurry, before it starts to smell....

Anonnamus 0

Friday 5 March 2010 14:12

Two shitty FMLs in a row? Nice.

Namenlos_fml 20

Friday 5 March 2010 21:26

Damn dogs... they're so cute but can be SO frustrating sometimes....

QTaznHawaii 0

Friday 5 March 2010 21:44

yw :]

ravensunnyd 0

Friday 5 March 2010 22:36

you diservie it for scaring your dog lol my dog did that once but I left it for my mom to find and It was just five minuets ago lol

truelyawesome 0

Friday 5 March 2010 22:38

7- ur such a hippie! it shouldn't crap on his stuf theb

buttonface 0

Friday 5 March 2010 23:54

The same thing happened with my Shih-Tzu. gahhh XD fyl

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Friday 5 March 2010 23:59

This is why I hate dogs. . .

Beli_fml 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 0:20

hmmmm I think YDI. I mean youre supposed to train a dog to go outside. like I know dogs that are trained to do it, but since their owners baby them too much they go inside since outside is sometime too cold and they know their owners will not scold them... as long as he doesn't do it again I guess your good.