By parentfail - 11/12/2010 14:44 - United Kingdom

Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead. FML
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FlashBurn 13

Next you should try telling her that she can get pregnant from boys even touching her and are what happens. XD

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dragon0000 7

my mum told my older sister that she was an alien and that they'll get her when she's 18 haha and on her 18th b day she waited 5 hours waiting for her mothership

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deniser 1

she is not an airhead she just trusts that her parent won't lie to her

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ArielTheMermaid 17

some people are smarter than others

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ymhbuckshot 0

key words, "I raised"

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sac2000 6

a parent should never lie to his/hers kid

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dropkik19 2

K so u never told ur kid about Santa. besause its never alright to lie to ur kids right

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jimmyjim13 5

If she posted a fml it will be something like this: today, my mom tried to convince that blueberrys are peas holdings there breath how stupid does she think I am.fml

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krysik_fml 3

wow...and women wonder why men think we are so stupid...

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cheesepie08 0

my mom calls me an airhead and retard all the time. Doesn't hurt my feelings

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hateevryone 14

you're not a good person yourself cause YOU raised an airhead

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