Intimacy: Today, whilst chatting with my mum on MSN, she unintentionally...

By Dina - 23/11/2008 09:24 - France

Today, whilst chatting with my mum on MSN, she unintentionally sent me an animated emoticon of a penis jerking off repeatedly. I don't even want to know the type of conversation she was having. FML

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jmcr 27

Wednesday 5 September 2012 3:07

How the hell did she even do that?

deaddonkey 15

Friday 23 November 2012 5:02

It's always gross of find out your parents have a sex life.

focenspeil 7

Sunday 1 June 2014 10:22

Wait people still use MSN?

Saedrin 10

Friday 11 December 2015 13:29

this FML is from 2008! MSN is discontinued. :)

bladerunner1131 9

Thursday 13 November 2014 23:33

Probably the most action you'll ever recieve

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