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runandmope - 29/07/2010 03:00 - United States

Today, while on my run, I saw a middle-aged man sleeping near a business condo. I approached him and asked if he was "ok." He grabbed my leg, held onto it with a death-grip, and moped about how horrible his life was - for ten minutes. At least the weather was nice. FML

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Anonymous - - United States

Today, while working as a hotel guard, I found a homeless man lying in the grass. I asked him to move and he ignored me, continuing to lie there with his head resting on his arms and a big smile on his face. I got annoyed and started to yell at him. After a few minutes, I realized he was dead. FML

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anonymous - 20/12/2010 11:23

Today, while I was walking home from work, it started to rain. Clutching my bag in one hand, I started to run so I wouldn't get too wet. I saw a man running towards me and all of a sudden he tackled me to the ground. He thought I had stolen someone's handbag. FML

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Not loving it

jen - 14/03/2013 10:52 - United States

Today, as I exited McDonald's after a quick lunch, a man in a jogging outfit ran past, snatching my handbag right off my shoulder as he tore past. He must have been at least 50. I broke down utterly exhausted before I could chase him even a single block. I'm 24. FML

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Weirdo alert

Anonymous - 21/06/2013 04:26 - United States

Today, while running, a man ran up next to me and started jogging with me. He asked if he could run with me and I said yes. Later, when I told him I was going home, he followed me home. When I asked him to leave, he sat down on my lawn in protest. He has been there for over 4 hours. FML

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Anonymous - 04/08/2019 00:01

Today, as I was jogging on the boardwalk, an old guy tripped me with his cane. As I was getting back up, I heard him say to his wife, "I wanted to see if she would actually fall." FML

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bill - 24/10/2012 11:14 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I saw a man lying face down in a field and thinking he was injured, I ran over to help. As soon as I got to him, I realized he was completely naked. He stood up and chased after me. FML

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Asshole

WetWalking - 21/03/2013 13:31 - United States - Tyler

Today, I was walking by the side of the interstate because my car broke down. A nice young man stopped and asked if I was tired of walking. I said yes, to which he replied, "Try jogging asshole" then laughed and drove off. It was raining balls. FML

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Anonymous - 16/09/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

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I_Am_The_Edge - 11/06/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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bet a woman would've been thanked - 07/05/2013 20:21 - United Kingdom - Redditch

Today, I was out jogging, when I saw a girl fall off her bike and start crying. I ran over to see if she was hurt. Apparently her neighbour thought I was trying to kidnap her, because he ran out with a baseball bat and threatened to beat me to death if I didn't get lost. FML

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gogo_speedracer 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 9:20

Awww! It was nice of you to listen for 10 minutes!

omega802 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 9:15

awwww he likes u

gogo_speedracer 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 9:20

Awww! It was nice of you to listen for 10 minutes!

aiYaH 2

Thursday 29 July 2010 9:21

Well, at least we know that you're a good person. Just be thankful he let go.

gabbielove 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 9:21

poor guy, but that's a bit scary.

wow_badfml 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 9:22

ha

Masochistic 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 9:22

Well, you asked.

nadia716 3

Thursday 29 July 2010 9:23

lol fyl for the hobo and you, but seriously thumbs up to you dr. phil for waiting there for ten minutes and not just running away :D

mrbattleman 10

Thursday 29 July 2010 9:24

way to be optimistic, I like that =)

dont_be_that_guy_fml 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 9:25

Well op! what'd we learn!? "don't talk to strangers!" ydi for letting that advice escape you!

mtl_gtrst1723 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 9:25

number 7 is right. u shouldve kicked him

thebravers 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 9:26

Yes, at least the weather is good :P

randomlettrrs 8

Thursday 29 July 2010 15:44

i think your good :)

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Today, I had to wake my mom up. While she was naked. On the toilet. FML

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Today, my girlfriend asked if she should get birth control, and of course I said yes, and even offered to pay the 55 dollar fee. She got her physical and pills, then dumped me. I basically paid 55 dollars so that she could sleep with other people. FML

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