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By How strange - 20/04/2013 12:02 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was in the kitchen, he got three text messages, all of which were from "Babe 2", "Babe 3", and "Babe 4". FML

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Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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Saturday 20 April 2013 15:57

That means you must be babe 1! You should feel so special! Or you could be babe 5 or 6... In that case not so much.

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Saturday 20 April 2013 15:57

He has simply started raising pigs. No worries, OP.

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RHCPmagik 0

Monday 22 April 2013 2:59

How do you know, unless you were being nosey.. Theres an old saying, dont ask questions you dont want the answers to

BriannaMGK 15

Monday 22 April 2013 4:28

You should have texted them & told them of their such names! & that you're babe 1! Haha.

PhishloverA 14

Monday 22 April 2013 6:01

And which babe are you?

oxy_bby 5

Monday 22 April 2013 11:58

Been there ;( exactly same thing happened to me, my advice - dump him, cause if he isn't physically cheating on you yet,he will if he knows you forgive him

nickwashum1 3

Monday 22 April 2013 15:50

atleast you're 1

amalraj 1

Tuesday 23 April 2013 20:06

congrats, you're number.1

andyespin96 4

Tuesday 23 April 2013 20:38

Damn lol

SingleDT846_CRD 6

Tuesday 23 April 2013 21:59

Seems his mistress protection program was not working that perfectly...

N3verDieAl0ne 5

Wednesday 24 April 2013 1:23

Bullshit. Lol this was on Fb.

KrissiKat 8

Wednesday 24 April 2013 21:03

at least you're babe 1?

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