Kids: Today, while in the store with my kids, they wanted to buy tampons... - FML

By love_to_live - 28/07/2012 04:17 - United States - Waupun

Today, while in the store with my kids, they wanted to buy tampons because I am "getting cranky, and it should be that time of the month." FML

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Kog_Hiro 17

Saturday 28 July 2012 12:06

Well, at least they are looking out for you. Ya got some thoughtful kids there.

vocaloidtiger 12

Saturday 28 July 2012 12:04

Kids; gotta love 'em.

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thunter2000 2

Saturday 28 July 2012 14:05

Perceptive

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Saturday 28 July 2012 14:16

Or they could be young teenagers or pre-teens.

Myo_fml 20

Saturday 28 July 2012 14:21

Well, IS it almost time?

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Saturday 28 July 2012 14:23

Why does everyone keep implying that they're little kids? I think the kids were probably age ten or older.

marshmelo17 5

Saturday 28 July 2012 14:33

Smart kids.

ScaughtieHolden 11

Saturday 28 July 2012 14:56

The FML doesn't say how old they are. I'm 17 and I'm pretty sure my mom still calls me a kid.

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 28 July 2012 16:07

your kids must know you well...or you might as well stock up for future reference...

greenie213 23

Saturday 28 July 2012 16:44

As far as I know, tampons don't help with the cranky.

jayfreeman80 0

Saturday 28 July 2012 16:50

Wonder where they learned that. At home most likely YDI

barrett89 1

Saturday 28 July 2012 17:18

The real question that needs to be answered is were the kids right cause if they were u need to learn to chill out if ur kids are noticing ur mood swings it gotten to be a problem

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