Miscellaneous: Today, while I was walking home alone, a homeless man approached...

By Anonymous - 10/07/2012 16:43 - Canada

Today, while I was walking home alone, a homeless man approached me and took me by the hand. Apparently, he's been watching me for weeks and has fallen madly in love with me. He told me not to worry, though, he's "not a rapist." FML

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xcarxcrashx 9

Tuesday 10 July 2012 23:54

If he said it it must be true.

Three4Ten 10

Tuesday 10 July 2012 23:54

Well at least he's not a rapist!

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sko12342 3

Sunday 15 July 2012 7:46

What a wonderful tale! I'll go get the string quartet and the birds!

littlelia 22

Sunday 15 July 2012 23:14

At least he's not a rapist(:

SammeiLovesYou 2

Saturday 21 July 2012 12:46

Omg, that's creepy xD

Alyssa5206 1

Tuesday 2 October 2012 11:07

Yes cause that is reassuring at it very least.

Malaki691 15

Tuesday 3 June 2014 16:33

Well at least he's honest right...good luck hope it all works out with you two :)

Marine_Semper_Fi 1

Saturday 23 August 2014 5:50

This reminds me of the fisher king with robin Williams

399 41

Tuesday 10 May 2016 20:10

FYL OP that sucks and if I were you I wouldn't be walking home alone anymore.

littl3storm 29

Sunday 12 June 2016 0:10

AW I feel bad for him, poor guy

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