Health: Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers...

By WTFFAIL - 03/12/2012 05:06 - Canada - Montreal

Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML

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maneater8 7

Monday 3 December 2012 12:03

How do u "accidentally" do that

testestestes123 4

Monday 3 December 2012 12:04

I am still trying to envision how that happened.

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KristinHannah 1

Thursday 6 December 2012 8:25

This actually made me laugh so hard <3 too good.

Denny1 15

Friday 21 December 2012 5:43

Sweet

nra_fml 4

Friday 21 December 2012 6:51

the other day I licked.my dentists finger by accident. awkward...

Relenaz 9

Friday 18 January 2013 23:07

Hawt. xD

The_9th_Doctor 18

Wednesday 11 September 2013 0:01

I hope it was a woman Dr cause that would have been awkward as hell if it wast

lexajordan33 7

Thursday 29 May 2014 16:54

how did u manage that?

fuggotmuggot 14

Sunday 8 June 2014 22:02

Was he hot?

buttersmom 14

Thursday 30 October 2014 7:47

Awk

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