Miscellaneous: Today, there was a guy following me, so to avoid him, I crouched... - FML

By Mike Polk - 03/10/2011 12:37 - United States

Today, there was a guy following me, so to avoid him, I crouched down and basically waddled behind a wall to get past him. Sure enough, first thing I see when I get around the corner, while still waddling, was an unhappy midget couple staring right at me. FML

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yamatelle 19

Monday 3 October 2011 19:06

As I read through this, I was expecting the stalker to wait for you around the corner. The midgets were completely unexpected.

LardZilla 11

Monday 3 October 2011 18:53

Wow, that's just some bad luck.

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gamerdude66 8

Tuesday 4 October 2011 22:16

id get it, whats the problem?

CaptainBlack 18

Wednesday 5 October 2011 0:40

Why the hell were you waddling? I feel like that's extremely unnecessary in every conceivable circumstance.

IronMaiden45 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 3:27

when you see one midget it's fine but when you see two that means there's more waiting to attack.

krakadilian 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 3:48

HAHAHAHA

elementalz 2

Thursday 6 October 2011 13:13

Sounds like karma to me have u ever made fun of midgets?

bigbear92 6

Friday 7 October 2011 12:23

Just say with a woried voice "is that guy still folowing me?"

Superllama12 11

Saturday 8 October 2011 19:19

I seems like you have a small problem See what I did there?

brytonk 8

Friday 20 January 2012 18:20

Sounds like a stupid thing to do

bdubbstheman 5

Sunday 5 February 2012 6:46

Hahahahaha

mirandaelcraig 13

Monday 28 January 2013 14:05

Explain!!!

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