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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 21:40 - Denmark

Today, the weather man announced that today's forecast will include heavy rain and hail in my city. Normally, this wouldn't be a big deal. However, my house has no roof at the moment. FML

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By ohcollege - 01/10/2010 10:04 - United States

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Friday 12 November 2010 1:20

well that could be quite a problem. cover your electronics then

ALERI0N 0

Friday 12 November 2010 1:25

that's really unlucky. move all your valuables to a safe place and stay at a hotel.

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BlueEmerald 0

Friday 12 November 2010 6:56

wow why dont you get one?!?!

itsmekids 0

Friday 12 November 2010 7:01

Classic.

ddirkkk 0

Friday 12 November 2010 7:04

haha why aren't you living with someone else for right now??

dusthawg 4

Friday 12 November 2010 7:21

Burn!

jjrebel26 0

Friday 12 November 2010 8:09

ydi for living on the streets

gunman15 4

Friday 12 November 2010 8:11

I think I can speak for all saying what the hell happen to your roof!

stewpididiot 11

Friday 12 November 2010 8:26

sue the shit out of the weatherman !!!!!

AwesumIndianGurl 0

Friday 12 November 2010 8:32

Okay...if your house has no roof then why are you still livin there..? LOL you better get a roof on that house, quickk..!! Hahha

KyleIsSoFine 0

Friday 12 November 2010 8:48

Awwwh, poor thaaang! D;

luis01 0

Friday 12 November 2010 9:13

lol enjoy the stars before it rains

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