Health: Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my... - FML

By Christopher - 13/12/2010 09:16 - Canada

Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML

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BallsFace 0

Monday 13 December 2010 16:08

I bet you felt like shit.

perdix 29

Monday 13 December 2010 16:35

I don't know why the floor numbers were relevant, but it would be funny if you got stuck between #1 and #2.

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Kez1181 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 6:27

Probably the most horrendous FML this year lol shit dude

angrynegro7 16

Friday 17 December 2010 2:41

Damn! I laughed so hard at this that I almost shit myself! D:

tralalafifa 0

Friday 17 December 2010 9:52

FYL indeed

clairevoent 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 20:39

that's like FML times a million

Ennis 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 6:30

That's totally awesome..

heatherl_fml 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 8:53

I think you need a hug, and you need to find a new office location

Sebastian13 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 12:41

dude...that freaking sucks!

koolguy182 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 15:30

omg that suckss

starscream613 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 20:05

that blows! haha

rubysdiner 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 23:08

haha u got embaressed

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