Health: Today, thanks to a new form of birth control, I've now been having...

By theflow - 15/08/2012 17:08 - Australia - Perth

Today, thanks to a new form of birth control, I've now been having my period non-stop for six weeks. FML

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By hellolaina - 27/06/2016 16:33 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I realized that without fail, even if I'm not supposed to get it, I get my period just in time for vacations. FML

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JudgeTroll 6

Wednesday 15 August 2012 22:03

That is bloody awful

Hannahmgp 9

Wednesday 15 August 2012 22:05

Go with the flow (haha, get it?) But no, that is seriously awful.

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Elo_the_beloutre 9

Sunday 23 September 2018 18:30

Oh yeah that happened to me to once, more than a month non stop, that is truly horrible, especially when it’s painful !

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