Miscellaneous: Today, out of partying reflex, I downed Communion wine like a...

By Anonymous - 10/08/2013 10:05 - United States - Palmdale

Today, out of partying reflex, I downed Communion wine like a vodka shot. FML

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Today, I went to a wine tasting for the first time. I copied the experienced people around me by swishing the wine around in my mouth, which I then choked on and spit out all over my white blouse. FML

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beddington 7

Saturday 10 August 2013 15:50

Time for AA.

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Did you belt out a big "Woo-hoo!" afterwards?

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CaroAurelia 12

Friday 14 November 2014 22:57

Are you German Catholic, by any chance? Cause I am, and I could see some of my family members doing this in their youth.

McBongwater 16

Tuesday 15 December 2015 6:17

The **** you doing at church anyway then?

kevinsagirl2323 8

Tuesday 10 October 2017 1:41

no such thing as partying reflexes. you're just an idiot.

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