Intimacy: Today, my younger brother, who is 15, had to show me the quickest...

By nerd_man01 - 10/07/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, my younger brother, who is 15, had to show me the quickest way to take off a woman's bra. I'm 12 years older than he is. FML

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Friday 10 July 2009 23:04

How embarrassing. How exactly did he SHOW you? XxX

rawrmobile 0

Friday 10 July 2009 23:04

LOL, well at least you had the balls to ask for help...

Comments

ithedarkknight 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 4:06

yikes dude you need to get laid or at least get a girlfriend you can practice on hehehe... lol i love experimenting on women so fun to see what turns em on what they like dislikes how to eat uhm yea... XD

shirvon100 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 5:00

Fast Times at Peidmont High

islaphippos 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 9:00

haha, at least you have a cool brother

looking_glass 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 9:48

Haha cute. Awkward though hahaha

DomoL0ve 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 11:14

He "had" to? o_e

AudreyKHepburn 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 14:18

God. It's not that ******* complicated!

Calaura9 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 19:06

Am I the only one who realizes that women can take their own clothes off, including bras? Why does a guy have to master this? I'm sure he'll get it off eventually if he tries hard enough. I wouldn't be embarassed if I was trying to take the clothes off of someone and needed help. I propose a new movement: Women taking off their own clothes. Wait that reminds me of stripping... which is even sexier than just sitting/lying/standing there like a zombie while this guy tries to find the answer to your bra like its a rubik's cube.

LadyAlathia 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 19:13

Can your brother teach my husband? I'm tired of all my best bras coming off with the t-shirt. ^_^

liveitlearnit 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 19:26

http://xkcd.com/457/ This post reminds me of this comic. (On topic, I promise)

mirix 6

Sunday 12 July 2009 2:17

lmao, cool website xDD

wellchit 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 19:42

bra's arn't hard to take off, just snap your fingers on it and wala and to the women, maybe its easy because you use them 24/7? but seriously, its not that hard.