Miscellaneous: Today, my wife of 10 years bought me a bottle of wine, a wine...

By Anonymous - 23/02/2016 05:33 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, my wife of 10 years bought me a bottle of wine, a wine rack, and a wine accessory kit for my birthday. She knows I don't like wine. FML

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Tuesday 23 February 2016 16:39

This is probably for her! For her birthday buy lots of beer! and maybe go to a football game!!

Crawyz 11

Tuesday 23 February 2016 16:53

Well don't wine about it

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NYGiants1925 22

Tuesday 23 February 2016 19:47

I'm assuming she likes wine

17_love 10

Tuesday 23 February 2016 20:05

happy anniversary?

mld4657 28

Tuesday 23 February 2016 20:10

true love at its finest

GrumpyGrinch 23

Tuesday 23 February 2016 20:39

It was on sale!

Lunchy306 8

Tuesday 23 February 2016 21:27

apparently she does and she's trying to entice you to broaden your pallette.

shortipanda 4

Tuesday 23 February 2016 21:36

no whining! jk. go buy yourself some good beer!

playwfire 5

Tuesday 23 February 2016 22:56

lol

Witchylady 17

Tuesday 23 February 2016 23:53

You may not like wine. But I bet she does.

srich83 5

Wednesday 24 February 2016 0:12

Its not really for you.

laurellkawes 31

Wednesday 24 February 2016 3:03

So, she really bought a present for herself, but just acted like it was for you.

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