Miscellaneous: Today, my wife knows tattoos are a huge turnoff for me. She decided...

By Anonymous - 13/09/2012 06:43 - United States - Woodinville

Today, my wife knows tattoos are a huge turnoff for me. She decided the best way to change my mind about them would be to get one. Across her neck. Of our dog's name. FML

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Thursday 13 September 2012 16:05

No more doggy style for you then

JoeRogansBEARD 15

Thursday 13 September 2012 16:05

Sounds ruff

Comments

FMLaDay_ 6

Friday 14 September 2012 11:50

Got to be barking mad.

cherry72 13

Friday 14 September 2012 11:58

Time for a new girlfriend. Run away very fast!

The_F3rris 11

Friday 14 September 2012 14:22

Lol! In 10-15 years I'm sure she will regret that one.

supportcommand 17

Saturday 15 September 2012 13:20

To all the people saying "oh it's just a tattoo, it doesn't change who she is and you should still love her blah blah blah." Would you still be saying that if it was a face tattoo?

escobar07 10

Saturday 15 September 2012 21:31

Put a leash on her now.

noisebox 1

Sunday 16 September 2012 2:41

Now whenever you go out with her you should wear your ' I'm with stupid' t-shirt.

Kahuna382000 2

Sunday 16 September 2012 9:58

I feel your pain. My girlfriend wants one but they look awful.

MoreBeef 4

Sunday 16 September 2012 12:45

You're getting a divorce, right? I mean, you did marry her, but that can be rectified.

mr_montoya254 3

Sunday 16 September 2012 16:50

Maybe that was her way of not having sex with you anymore. Just saying dude, not trying to break up a marriage however as the husband I'd demand she remove the tattoo.

FaygoAndMiracles 18

Monday 17 September 2012 6:15

Man, that sucks. Although, sometimes I feel like people don't even get to know their own spouses. Like, I felt like if someone really, REALLY knew their spouse, they would have known that they would have done something like that.