InTheDoghouse23 - 24/08/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, my wife and I had another couple over. My wife was beside me while we all talked in the kitchen. I turned to put something in the fridge, and the other couple went into the next room. Turning back, I groped my wife's breasts playfully. She screamed and slapped me. It wasn't my wife. FML
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Squadoosh 0

How do you not realize it wasn't your wife? Unless you just spun quickly and grabbed the first boob you saw.

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fmlfmlfml15 0

Lesson learned: Look before you grope

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freedoggy77 0

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Knight05 0

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Anna-nymous 8

another person's wife? wtf you're trying to get the feminists mad

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trollin_fo_andre 0

FYL because breast groping is not socially acceptable yet

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screwtaylor 0

#18. STFU and make me a cheeseburger.

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Imawhalerider 0

you want some fries with that?

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humorizer 14

@63 I wouldn't mind making you a sandwich. (FYI, yes, I'm objectifying you by saying that ;p)

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screwtaylor 0

#82. I also want a milkshake with them fries, aswell. And, to #86! FYI, I don't know where you're hinting at. Okay, good day.

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Scorpitarrius 0

I'm gettin hungry. Either way, he coulda just said that he was checkin bra size. "They're melons!"

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humorizer 14

Ok, no, my joke wasn't meant to be that perverted. I was just saying that I wouldn't mind making a sandwich since you're a lady... I guess it doesn't make sense much; but it's because I'm being like "oh how cute, she wants a sandwich. I guess I'll make one'

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canucksrule88 0

@96 yeah that'll work...because people do that all the time right?

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Imawhalerider 0

129 lives on a prude farm

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lildrummerboy47 0

I've had that before. I was at my girlfriends house and I was inches from grabbing her almost identical sister's ass. I was just relieved that I caught it in time. So OP I'm gonna say FYL because if they look similar it's hard to prevent those accidents.

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Fmlfreak96 0

Thats not the real fml that means ur wife just went into the other room with the other guy

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blooglekoogle 0

#18 you are a dick hole in the worst possible way.

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no1askdu 5

you know she probably enjoyed it...

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AnaMaree 0

She probably did. The ****.

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Chibi_Hiroko 18

Now I'm curious where his wife and the male guest went together… 0_o

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heyitslain 0

YDI for grabbing something that isn't yours. And, #1, you fail.

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kapowi 0

YDI. How could you not realize it's your wife? Disgusting pig.

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justmyluck1212 0

the word "grope" screams YDI

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Squadoosh 0

How do you not realize it wasn't your wife? Unless you just spun quickly and grabbed the first boob you saw.

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Escapist28 0

The way you said that made me laugh more than the FML did.

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fmlfmlfml15 0

Lesson learned: Look before you grope

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kubes89 0

haha... just a case of mistaken identity..lol you shoulda said that you wanted to go to the swingers bar

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moonlight_daze 8

Before the scream and the slap, it sounds like you were enjoying yourself!

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