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By Ramis182 - 03/10/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, my son thought it was a good idea to spray deodorant into his mouth because he wanted fresh breath. This resulted in him passing out. My son is 17. FML

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Monday 3 October 2011 12:01

Sounds like a winner to me.

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He probably saw the axe commercial. He wants the chicks all over his mouth.

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jesskaisns 5

Monday 3 October 2011 14:43

My brother has tried that. Except his 19

jayyw5 3

Monday 3 October 2011 14:54

Pretty sure he was trying to get a high dear, not get fresh breath. Sorry, but your son lied to you.

chels1994 11

Monday 3 October 2011 14:58

i'd date him :p

Zaffro 8

Monday 3 October 2011 14:59

What a pudding...

toalysium 15

Monday 3 October 2011 15:13

Who allowed you to breed?

THE_A_TEEN 27

Monday 3 October 2011 15:23

me, god. Problem?

babybrunette128 8

Monday 3 October 2011 15:26

You raised a genius!

mistersheezy 7

Monday 3 October 2011 15:33

Too much time, not enough sense.

durkagihad 12

Monday 3 October 2011 15:35

Relax, he's probably just high.

outbackbyrd 7

Monday 3 October 2011 15:38

Congrats, you've raised an idiot. YDI

nateiztite 5

Monday 3 October 2011 15:39

I was just thinking about doing the same thing the other day and I didn't do it good thing I didn't im also 17 fml

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