Health: Today, my sister and I were eating at Wendy's. On the way out,...

By taydean - 26/05/2011 21:31 - United States

Today, my sister and I were eating at Wendy's. On the way out, I thought it would be funny to kick the door open and yell, "This is Sparta!" I lost my balance and fell flat on my butt. FML

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Friday 27 May 2011 0:59

I think # 3 was behind the door.

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Friday 27 May 2011 0:53

Way to be random.

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MollyDollLifee 1

Friday 27 May 2011 1:11

What an idiot..

a11dayidream 0

Friday 27 May 2011 1:12

woww

Pinkanani 12

Friday 27 May 2011 1:12

Rofl!! That was you?!

FlexT 1

Friday 27 May 2011 1:15

Nope, it was the other guy that didn't do it.

chaimuffin_fml 0

Friday 27 May 2011 1:12

but it wasnt sparta.....

That0therguy 4

Friday 27 May 2011 1:48

... it's was just this fat stupid kid.

St3WI3 0

Friday 27 May 2011 1:13

hahaha I wonder what your sister said when you fell

mcintosh123 15

Friday 27 May 2011 1:13

This isn't a fml at all.

chaimuffin_fml 0

Friday 27 May 2011 1:14

but it wasnt sparta.....

FriscoKidz 10

Friday 27 May 2011 1:17

how do you get Sparta from Wendy's??

Djzom13 0

Friday 27 May 2011 1:27

Veeerryyy carefully

DeathMetalViking 0

Friday 27 May 2011 4:17

46, Because dining in Wendy's is like dining in hell.

TummyYummy__ 16

Friday 27 May 2011 1:19

cool story.

Mystery_Machete 2

Friday 27 May 2011 1:19

Bang, Zoom, straight to the floor!

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