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By incendiaaa - 24/02/2013 11:17 - Australia

Today, my parents told me that I'm no longer allowed to come home from boarding school on weekends because it will confuse my cats and disrupt their lives. FML

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paprika_pilipili_fml 14

Saturday 13 April 2013 0:50

Oh wow... So your parents' cats are more important to them than their own child ???

rougeunicorn03 17

Tuesday 24 September 2013 6:52

What dicks..

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 19 August 2014 21:44

They want to go out on the weekends, they are hauling the cats as an excuse.

RAndEM 9

Wednesday 7 January 2015 9:20

Nice family.

Mintilou 8

Saturday 21 May 2016 9:18

my parents tell me that whenever I come home for the holidays, I share your pain!!

ruudseriesx 25

Wednesday 20 July 2016 6:49

I am really surprised that your cats even cared.

gilbertclarence 9

Sunday 30 October 2016 6:32

burn

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