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By sockmonkey - 01/05/2012 02:21 - United States - Corona

Today, my parents decided on my punishment for failing an English test. No deodorant for a week. They think they're so hilarious, they told all their friends, and now it's all over Facebook. FML

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daisyismydog 3

Tuesday 1 May 2012 8:42

You can just take a bunch of showers or buy your own deoderant. Problem diverted.

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Well isn't it nice when parents act like immature teens. FYL OP!

Comments

RockNRollAndrew 18

Tuesday 24 September 2013 4:50

Use axe

rfn2 7

Monday 31 March 2014 14:53

Buy your own and tell your parents to go **** themselves

MadJessTic 29

Friday 13 March 2015 20:07

For them to smelly around you? Or YOU not to wear???

morosaffron8 7

Saturday 22 August 2015 18:06

don't forget it's their problem too

upgradestorm1 20

Friday 28 August 2015 1:09

English is the art of bullshit. How do you fail an English test?!

OSMC 10

Friday 6 November 2015 20:45

parents are dicks

FUCKTARD_HATER 15

Friday 5 August 2016 6:27

As weird as it seems my parents tried that punishment on me also. Joke's on them I bought 10 sticks at a dollar store and stashed them in my school locker (3), under a wobbly floor board (5) and I buried two in a plastic box in the backyard just in case ;p