Animals: Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones....

By jessica071509 - 24/04/2012 05:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

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Tuesday 24 April 2012 11:32

A dog eat dog world, eh?

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Tuesday 24 April 2012 11:36

a weird form of recycling....

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zander4310 5

Saturday 28 April 2012 9:28

****** cannibal

jj5466 0

Monday 30 April 2012 3:36

#YOLO

jaime_babygurl 2

Monday 30 April 2012 5:16

Can you say cannibalism?

ForeverGLFan 6

Saturday 5 May 2012 11:10

Oh wow, I am so sorry :(

Kiki242 19

Sunday 6 May 2012 4:47

Is that considered to be cannibalism?

dancerabby 0

Friday 11 May 2012 4:58

That's so sad!! I lost a dog a few years ago and we are about to have to put down my really old dog. He's sick and not happy. Sorry to hear that.

metal8lover 11

Monday 21 May 2012 5:56

damn didn't see that one coming O.O

Mama_Munster 10

Wednesday 30 May 2012 22:47

:O meany head dog!

LesaraRose 8

Tuesday 3 July 2012 7:44

that's totally horrific but its a dog eat dog world out there. all jokes aside I'm sorry. that really sucks

deransc 19

Tuesday 17 July 2012 17:56

Absolutuly nothing!

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