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By Anonymous - 16/01/2017 18:00

Today, my mother asked me why I was going to the bathroom. She was serious. FML
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jcash52426 5

I always make dinner in the bathroom mom.

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OneGuySixDemons 23

Of course... I guess women don't do that...

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RichardPencil 30

Because if you were going to take a dump, she'd go to the nearest gas station to take care of her morning ablutions.

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redcode5 17

<p>Maybe she thought you were fapping.</p>

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Jared900DUmpling 30

Well obviously to feed the crocodile you'd got hidden away in the bathtub, how does she not get this?

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davek 36

<p>Masturbation. Masturbation is always the answer.</p>

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jcash52426 5

I'm cooking dinner mom

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TheNewGuy03 28

<p>If she doesn't believe you, show her the fruits of your labor.</p>

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