Miscellaneous: Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

By Jess - 30/05/2011 15:46 - United States

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

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By f_n_fail - 06/12/2016 21:31 - United States

Today, I got a note from my son's kindergarten teacher. During free time yesterday, he told her, "Mommy was stripping". I was indeed stripping. Paint that is. FML

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khaya 9

Monday 30 May 2011 18:58

Well it could have been worse, she could have started to strip and then demand money.

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Speechless o.o

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serenity40 6

Tuesday 31 May 2011 2:09

run in the opposite direction!

holyshiznits 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 2:19

I honestly hope she was drunk... otherwise FYL!

XxxbunnyxxX 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 2:41

haha wow

nativepimp 1

Tuesday 31 May 2011 3:23

nice...

heartsong21 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 3:32

I think it just became an adult's playground

BigOrca 2

Tuesday 31 May 2011 3:36

Mom how many times do I have to tell you no pole play in public.

momo1972 3

Tuesday 31 May 2011 3:40

what playground do you hang out at?

indistructo 3

Tuesday 31 May 2011 4:10

how come I never get to be at places like this 

vbsdlover21 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 4:12

could have been worse! lol everyone like it?;)

Tjerk 2

Tuesday 31 May 2011 4:42

ok; thar is just ackward, shud have hit her with a penguin

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