Intimacy: Today, my mom had one too many and announced to all of my friends...

By Anonymous - 17/06/2009 04:25 - United States

Today, my mom had one too many and announced to all of my friends that, if she had the opportunity, she would bang Gwen Stefani. FML

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Wednesday 17 June 2009 12:32

That shit is BANANAS!

akiro525 3

Wednesday 17 June 2009 12:38

who wouldn't?

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fuckmyparents 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 7:56

If my mom did that I'd just get up and agree with her! Sounds like an awesome mom!

teaset 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 8:17

This FML sucks! How did it even get accepted?

Helloloki 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 8:26

Okay I really don't see the problem here. I am a happily married woman and i would shout it to the world that i want to bang Gwen Stefani. You need to loosen up and quit being such a prude!

oxambernic0le 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 9:01

Lmao i thought it was funny you guys are too uptight

rixtonn 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 10:18

hahahaha!

DieterDerBlau 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 12:54

RIGHT ON FOR MOM!!!!!

kelseykazooTM 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 17:13

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAH;; omg im like dying right now... thats awesome.

hellosailorr 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 19:41

lollll i love your mum.

inarticulate 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 21:13

That's funny though. If I was your friend, I would just laugh.

organic43 0

Friday 19 June 2009 2:45

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