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NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

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vreenya - 08/04/2014 20:13 - Chile - Santiago

Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML

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mochiko - 09/08/2009 07:28 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML

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Anonymous - 18/11/2012 00:41 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, I had to take my little brother to the pool. He acted like a brat the whole time, and when I told him we were leaving, he ran away, slipped, and hit his face on the tile floor. He told my dad and step-mom I punched him. They believed him, and I'm grounded for two months. FML

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Solid case for the defense

DT_tasha - 11/09/2022 15:00

Today, our mom hit my brother's head hard against the wall. He was taken to the hospital with a head wound. He came home in the evening, and said that his mom told him to say that it was his sister who'd hit him with a ball. My brother had told me the story and I'd recorded it on a tape recorder. FML

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Affectionate, huh?

littlemiss - 10/02/2013 16:17 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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BlazefireSaber - 07/07/2015 03:59 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because I beat my little brother in a Wii game. He ran over and twisted my finger, saying, "Now how are you going to beat me, cunt?" FML

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rhcp007 - 13/06/2017 17:00 - United Kingdom - Potters Bar

Today, I went to drop my little brother off at the nursery. As I walked in, a boy punched me in the dick and ran away. FML

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Pukey - 28/03/2015 21:30 - United States

Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML

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Anonymous - 12/11/2018 18:00

Today, my brother threw a mug at my head and threatened to stab anybody who came at him because I woke him up for school. I called the police after threats were thrown at my mom, who then lied to them and said I overreacted. I'm currently getting the silent treatment from my family. FML

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Anonymous - 31/07/2016 14:19

Today, I got punched in the face after I beat my stepbrother at Mario Kart. I didn't really get hurt, but he managed to break a finger. My stepmom blamed the whole thing on me, accusing me of being violent and a bad influence on her son. FML

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Saturday 30 July 2011 16:17

don't you just hate little brothers???

daBeast155 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 16:18

you've got the bruise to prove it

ghettojoker 4

Saturday 30 July 2011 18:00

well since your already in teouble, y not have fun with it

perdix 29

Saturday 30 July 2011 18:05

He hit you on the head with a baseball bat and it didn't knock you out or kill you? Does your brother play for the Houston Astros?

Cloudmaker 3

Sunday 31 July 2011 15:41

Maybe an aluminum bat, I've been hit in the head with one of those and was still standing, hurt like mother though

theghost1309 11

Saturday 30 July 2011 18:15

should beat him for real with the bat.

Rikki3021 6

Saturday 30 July 2011 18:21

What a sick **** lol

Playful1985 9

Saturday 30 July 2011 18:32

It's a power play OP, they are trying to be alpha. Show your parents the bruise you got and sock your little brother in the shoulder. Eventually with enough shoulder socks you will win the hierarchy.

sparxva 12

Saturday 30 July 2011 18:32

Toss it out the window or throw it in the trash can.

ilovefall10 21

Saturday 30 July 2011 18:38

Your little brother sounds like a total brat. I just hope you proved to your parents that he was lying and he got his little ass grounded or whatever they do in your home. And if they don't believe then they are no better than he is. FYL OP.