Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to help...

By shocked - 25/08/2011 18:10 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to help me get over the fear of my upcoming rectal exam by surprising me with one of her own halfway through our lovemaking. FML

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Friday 26 August 2011 2:00

Bow chika bow wow.

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Friday 26 August 2011 2:06

Did you return the favor?

Comments

randomchick856 5

Friday 26 August 2011 20:06

kinkyyy

cypher83 0

Friday 26 August 2011 20:33

If she is into that. Who knows what else. Keep her.

pottymouthpanda 0

Friday 26 August 2011 22:22

did she use her pinky? lol :) -american dad

HarleyCycle 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 0:44

She's nasty lol

perdix 29

Saturday 27 August 2011 0:58

Constant monitoring of the prostate is crucial to men's health. The raging boners are just a plus. In a few weeks, a rim job awaits. Lucky you.

mexicoman101 6

Saturday 27 August 2011 1:13

Hell yeah man. You think thats a bad thing?

perdix 29

Saturday 27 August 2011 1:29

It's what I've always said: Girls always go for the assholes.

pvtgrey6289 4

Saturday 27 August 2011 2:40

...haaaaaaaaa...that sucks op... ...unless you liked it...then eyyyyy not here to judge... ...well, maybe a little...

romanianboi 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 3:49

no one wants to hang out with you !

Cowgirl03 7

Saturday 27 August 2011 4:22

Since when is it love making? It's called *******, get it straight.

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