Love: Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook...

By danthecomplicate - 29/09/2011 02:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML

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By wtfrelationship - 21/10/2009 04:07 - Singapore

Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML

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By Lies - 19/08/2009 02:44 - United States

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Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML

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By waitthatsnotme - 15/08/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML

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By Janie - 10/01/2012 05:52 - United States

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By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

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By MiserableMan - 10/06/2014 04:02 - Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh City

Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML

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_streets_ 19

Thursday 29 September 2011 9:03

Some people take that shit seriously. C'mon dude, didn't you know cookies are the most important part of a relationship?

miserypoison 13

Thursday 29 September 2011 9:07

Who does she think she is? The cookie monster?

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xTheSaint 2

Monday 14 November 2011 18:30

Hmm. Sounds like you need a new girlfriend.

vannaxo 0

Monday 21 November 2011 16:32

You selfish pig.

bigbottyhunter 4

Wednesday 30 November 2011 4:00

dump her for changeing her status. your reasions for change would be better then hers.

doll_face90 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 12:04

That's cute!

Mademoiselle_fml 34

Wednesday 11 July 2012 9:01

Sounds like you have a whiny bitch for a girlfriend.

failhipster 8

Thursday 16 August 2012 4:36

If I do that my girl would put she's single on Facebook

SarahLove45 6

Wednesday 3 October 2012 14:47

Find someone who is more mature, that's just ridiculous.

oh_lordy_me 18

Friday 12 October 2012 1:30

that's when you break up with her...because she's nuts

iChel413 6

Thursday 15 November 2012 6:24

Better start giving her more cookies (:

hithereimcasey 3

Thursday 13 December 2012 1:29

Maybe for you mister sexy abs

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