Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying...

By tony456 - 11/07/2011 21:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML

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Blackmail111 9

Tuesday 12 July 2011 1:08

Atleast she swallows...

laurenzo16 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 1:08

Kids says some funny stuff :)

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chessypie 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 6:58

What does OP mean

ayooBrandon 12

Tuesday 12 July 2011 9:43

original poster. the one who posted the fml

DReamBig24 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 7:01

ydi for not being careful...

hahahahepicfail 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 7:06

hey ppl who say lock door WHAT IF DOOR DOESN'T LOCK!!!! ****

southcalidude 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 7:19

haha thats cute

sydneyaval 9

Tuesday 12 July 2011 7:24

Thats not as bad as your boyfriend's dad walking in on u guys having nooki

SkyiiStarflower 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 7:30

yum:3

froufrou7 3

Tuesday 12 July 2011 8:02

Some kids are ******* idiots.

flyingdonuts 1

Tuesday 12 July 2011 8:05

aww he's so cute

igaboo 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 8:10

kids say the darnest things :P

jdengel 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 8:20

ahh teenage problems

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