Love and Health: Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended...

By Nick - 22/05/2018 01:30

Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML

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Tuesday 22 May 2018 3:32

Why wouldn't she just wake you up to go to the bathroom with her? That seems like it would be easier than having to clean a matress...

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Geez, what the heck did you see? That awful looking Peter Rabbit movie from Sony?

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mindfreak117 4

Saturday 23 June 2018 15:41

Congratulations, you're dating a child. Peeing in the bed because of a scary movie? Come on, now

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