Miscellaneous Today, my friend thought it would be funny to put a pretzel on...

joe1234 - 17/07/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to put a pretzel on my forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzel-shaped tan line in the middle of my head. FML

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Anonymous - 25/10/2019 06:02

Today, I fell asleep while at an outside birthday party in the sun for a five-year-old. That five-year-old put an animal cracker on my forehead. I now have a rhino-shaped tan line. FML

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zzfreakshow - 15/10/2013 00:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I fell asleep while at the beach with friends. Someone thought it would be funny to put chunks of bread on and around my junk. Seagulls have sharp beaks. FML

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melonhead - 14/01/2010 08:46 - Australia

Today, my friends thought it would be funny to try and break a watermelon on my head while I was asleep on the couch. FML

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scratchy - 08/02/2011 21:39

Today, my "friend" put itching powder in my cast while I was sleeping. FML

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Beach body

Anonymous - - United States

Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replied, "You farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML

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Sunscreen season is open

Anna - 26/03/2025 00:00 - Mexico - Tijuana

Today, a day after I went to the beach and fell asleep in the sun without applying sunscreen, I woke up to find myself looking like a lobster, with the worst tan lines possible. On top of that, I had to go to a wedding, and when I walked in, my cousin asked if I had “taken a bath in some tomato soup.” FML

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Burned - 05/06/2011 00:54 - United States

Today, I went to the beach with my friends to show off my engagement ring. I fell asleep in the sun and woke up extremely sunburnt to a text from my boyfriend confessing that he's been cheating on me. I gave him the ring back. Now I have its tan line on my finger. FML

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Anonymous - 10/01/2011 19:06 - Denmark

Today, I decided to try a self-tanning lotion my friend had recommended. I put it on, and decided to take a nap. I woke up later and checked myself in the mirror, expecting to see a new, more tanned version of myself. I didn't. I'm now orange. FML

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Anonymous - 13/08/2011 19:12 - United States

Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I fell asleep at the beach. My friends took the opportunity to bury me in the sand, place food all around me, and wait for a flock of hungry seagulls to attack me. To top it off, they taped it all. FML

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Life's a beach

Brittanyy_leigh - 17/12/2009 07:57 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML

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shoeofallcosmos 0

Friday 17 July 2009 9:52

Hey, that's cool! Why don't we have a "screw you that's awesome" button?

pizz0wn3d 0

Friday 17 July 2009 9:53

lmao. your friend is awesome.

thumb_r0ck3r 0

Friday 17 July 2009 19:07

That sounds really familiar. Why don't you read back a few FML's. The same thing happened to someone else. This is fake.

cattoe7 0

Friday 17 July 2009 19:09

lol your friend was right that is funny but sucks for you

molitov 0

Friday 17 July 2009 19:12

kinda sweet.. don't use fake tan to cover it.. u will have an orangy pretzel instead

Mata_Hari 0

Friday 17 July 2009 19:39

How is this an FML? I know I'm weird but I'd LOVE to have a pretzel tan line...

XxXdiedsadXxX 0

Friday 17 July 2009 20:15

that must make a cool tat!

ssyyyykke 0

Friday 17 July 2009 20:24

=0 oh gawd that is awful

Matticus433 0

Friday 17 July 2009 20:28

Haha I would be proud of that, maybe start a new trend or something

bass1989 0

Friday 17 July 2009 20:28

hahahahahahahahaha, sorry, but that is too funny!

Chocoholic17 0

Friday 17 July 2009 21:13

Get a job at a pretzel cart for the rest of the summer.

lilactress717 1

Friday 17 July 2009 21:24

LMAOO! That is funny stufff, I wanna meet this friend now! lol. But still, you know you gotta get back at him! You shouldd put like a heart or a flower or something on him while he sleeps.