Health: Today, my "friend" put itching powder in my cast while I was...

By scratchy - 08/02/2011 21:39

Today, my "friend" put itching powder in my cast while I was sleeping. FML

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Hollerz88 1

Sunday 29 January 2017 17:54

After would be much better. If not, won't it all wash off in the shower?

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