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By kyle - 05/06/2011 07:00 - United States

Today, my friend pushed me into the swimming pool. Unfortunately, we were eight feet away from the actual pool, so I face-planted and rolled in. FML

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Miss_Michaela 10

Sunday 5 June 2011 15:57

Well if you were 8 feet away, I don't think you're friends intention was to push you in the pool..

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Should have pretended you were casually planking.

Comments

TKrisha_fml 5

Sunday 5 June 2011 21:37

Ouch!!!! that got to hurt.

MaskedAspen 6

Sunday 5 June 2011 21:49

that mustve been some push ...

TheyCallmeStacey 9

Sunday 5 June 2011 21:59

lol! damns baby

abcdefgih 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 23:14

Where's a video camera when ya need it?

chino_rican 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 23:27

So... how does shit taste?

djlolo1129 0

Monday 6 June 2011 4:22

ouch u ok

FuniezSarahLoves 0

Monday 6 June 2011 5:06

hahahaha

dantheman1988 0

Monday 6 June 2011 6:26

i laughed out loud visualizing this

ladlesman 0

Monday 6 June 2011 8:00

your.. "freind"?

adam123add 0

Monday 6 June 2011 9:26

this comment made me lol ... in the middle of a bus journey ..... awkward silence now

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