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By Terry - 13/07/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML

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Katt1 0

Monday 13 July 2009 12:06

Why would you slap him before you ask who the girl is? YDI.

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Somebody has serious trust issues.

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Skikkles 0

Monday 13 July 2009 17:54

Who's this bitch?? You are.

thelonelylurker 0

Monday 13 July 2009 18:02

You sure that she's his "half-sister"? Sounds too convenient!

Lonely4 0

Monday 13 July 2009 18:10

I hope he dumped your psycho ass right then and there. I mean, you have serious issues to just go cause a scene like that in public...pathetic need for attention and drama on your part. I'm guessing you thrive on drama and that this isn't the first time you've caused a scene and/or embarrassed him in public. Also, you didn't give your man the benefit of the doubt for a split second....you automatically believed your friend without proof....obviously, your relationship was already in the toilet. What you did was so ghetto, trailer trashy.....seriously, have some dignity.