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he figured beer brought it into this world so it might as well take it out to.
why would your birth certificate just be laying around like that?
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I'm sorry, OP. I know not having a good relationship with your father is both difficult and frustrating. However, considering your birth certificate is a necessary and important document, I'd hide it from him yourself the first chance you get. You'll need it in the future, and you're ****** if he ruins it
My dad would just say something along the lines of, "Your birth is the reason I drink anyway" to justify it.