AnastasiyaNicholas - 18/02/2012 14:20 - United States
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Mommy dearest
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Blackout drunk
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It's just liquid fun
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Anonymous - 06/01/2011 16:46 - United Kingdom
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Don't even try to explain... No use.
And I graduated and I'm married thanks for missing my life mom I hate u *walks up the stairs in anger*
Graduated, married and still living with his alcoholic mother? Sounds like a recipe for fail.
lebronesque73091
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Moms...
Just smile and nod next time, don't waste half an hour
Anyone else realize that the 18th was a Saturday?
dreamer9614
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I posted that the day I saw this lol but it's not on here!
perdix
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I hope you're going to bartending school. Your mom could sure use your skills and she could help you with your homework -- a great mother-daughter bonding opportunity.
I didn't know bartending schools existed.
You sir, have not lived.
perdix
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#33, Yes, you can get a doctoral degree in Mixology. When you find an M.D. that can whip up a Harvey Wallbanger, you're dealing with a bartending school graduate.
conqueror57
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All M.D.s have been to medical school. A Ph.D. Perhaps.
perdix
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M. D. can stand either for Medicinae Doctor or Mixologiae Doctor. The confusion is cleared up once the martini is poured.
kingsley_fml
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Did she get it by 5:30?
Well aren't you a mathematical genius?
kingsley_fml
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Lol, I was confused as to whether she started at 4:30 and it ended up turning 5:00 or if she started this nonsense at 5:00. No need to get snotty over FML.
^ ????
maronofhearts
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Why would she take a half hour to explain it was 5 if it was 4:30? Think before you post
Why is that an important detail? Haha
Your mom is a bad role model. Fyl OP
DontModMeDammit
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It's 5 o'clock somewhere!
GovernorGeneral
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Lol homer said something like that in an episode but i forget most of it xD
LunaDragon
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#5 Alan Jackson?
It's also happy hour somewhere... But not here. [takes another swig]
Sucks to suck. I wouldn't have tried to explain...
AdamBasebal69
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Its 5 o'clock in the morning.
The conversation got boring
flockz
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i masterbated into a sock.
natashax21
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So I snuck off to your bedroom.
flockz
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then it clogged my washer.
sinking_fish
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Lmfao... "It's five in the morning. Conversation got boring. I masturbated in a sock. So, I snuck off to your bedroom. Then it clogged my washer."...I don't think that's how the song goes sillies! :p
I can emphasize with OP... The same thing happened with me before my parents passed on. Except for me it was 7:00pm.
You mean sympathise.
No she means empathize.
Show her your homework, call her a bitch, and leave.
xxmel
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We have a badass over here.
Beer: the cause of and solution to all life's problems.
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Don't even try to explain... No use.
Tell her school was canceled for national alcohol abuse awareness day and that they were coming to get her. May provide some entertainment.