Kids: Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum...

By baldspot - 02/04/2012 05:38 - Australia

Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML

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Monday 2 April 2012 12:11

I hope OP is alright, I think god is doing just fine.

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Monday 2 April 2012 12:01

Oh god, I hope you're alright.

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ljr1094 7

Thursday 5 April 2012 7:56

She could have put it on alot worser places than that.

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Tuesday 24 February 2015 18:57

YDI for having children?

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