Animals: Today, my dad finally used the electric shaver I bought him for... - FML

By dumbdad - 28/12/2009 07:30 - United States

Today, my dad finally used the electric shaver I bought him for Christmas. My dog now has bald patches. FML

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CallMeHush 0

Monday 28 December 2009 20:09

No more animal testing, you want PETA to show up and set your dog free?

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Monday 28 December 2009 16:33

HE'S DOING IT WRONG!

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hauptubel 0

Monday 28 December 2009 18:39

Testing it out on the dog maybe?

froggi_fml 0

Monday 28 December 2009 18:46

awww poor puppy

awaisan3 0

Monday 28 December 2009 19:13

lol that's good one

elisabethecstasy 0

Monday 28 December 2009 19:53

Poor puppy. I am calling PETA on you.

Tigg3r 3

Monday 28 December 2009 19:59

First off, how the hell is your life ******? I would say **** the pup's life. Poor baby, get it a sweater ASAP!!!

CallMeHush 0

Monday 28 December 2009 20:09

No more animal testing, you want PETA to show up and set your dog free?

PumaFau 0

Monday 28 December 2009 20:10

What a douche

mrburling92 0

Monday 28 December 2009 20:32

Well, now you can call him Patches

brendatastic 0

Monday 28 December 2009 22:09

hahaha sadd

dogsickftl 0

Monday 28 December 2009 23:05

Poopydoody, **** OFF advertising that site on every ******* fml you worthless peice of shit. noone gives a crap about your youtube channel, or site, NOW **** OFF @op Give your dad bald patches too.

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Tuesday 29 December 2009 0:34

Successful troll is successful.

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