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By Cassie - 21/05/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, my crush and I were talking on the phone and we were really hitting it off. We got on the subject of sex and I told him I have a purity ring. Then he suddenly said he had to go and hang up. FML

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theSil 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 16:39

it won't be the last guy to do that

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 21 May 2011 16:39

I find purity rings a bit creepy, considering most purity rings are given to girls by their fathers. You can still hold your values and not have a "purity ring."

Comments

ros13 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 16:42

there's nothing wrong with having respect for yourself, you deserve a man who will hold the same values. and yes, they are out there.

a_nutritionist 10

Saturday 21 May 2011 16:46

wait what? are you suggesting anyone who has sex before marriage doesnt respect themselves? oh dear, what a sad and confused world you live in...

BadSuerte 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 17:47

hells yeah!:D

gunnar7240 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 18:17

yeah they are out there they are called gay guys.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Saturday 21 May 2011 18:48

*Everyone* should have self-respect and *everyone* deserves to be with someone who shares his or her values, no matter what those values are. What this guy did wasn't wrong, but he could've done it in a better way.

ryno2004 1

Saturday 21 May 2011 16:44

YDI for having a purity ring...

Captain_Obvious2_fml 6

Saturday 21 May 2011 16:47

maybe he wanted to get one too, and left to get obe from a jonas brohers concert

markli 2

Saturday 21 May 2011 16:49

YDI for not putting out, what else did you expect?

LissaMccracken 23

Saturday 21 December 2013 2:53

That's ****** up of you to say.

jeffreyalan 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 16:51

i told my girlfriend of two years that i get extremely jealous about physical contact. today she hugged her best guy friend who then started grabbing her butt for a good10 seconds. she said it was no big deal tho cuz she broke up with him over a month ago...fml