Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me...

By ohcrap - 11/12/2009 00:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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aksteve 4

Friday 11 December 2009 9:25

And you're still trying to convince yourself he's only "a bit older"?

Rexx 0

Friday 11 December 2009 9:22

how does that even work out?

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fantasyworld 37

Sunday 8 November 2015 3:45

How much older is "a bit"?

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