Love: Today, my boyfriend, who moved in about a month ago, decided... - FML

By ShouldBeSingleSoon - 26/03/2013 04:15 - United States - Lincoln

Today, my boyfriend, who moved in about a month ago, decided he wanted to move back out. Why? Because I don't keep my place clean enough for him. This, coming from the same man who refuses to wash or clean anything because "that's what women are for." FML

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TOP COMMENTS

LovesSushi 25

Tuesday 26 March 2013 11:55

Count your blessings that it only took a month of living together to find out what a douche canoe he is.

mk58 31

Tuesday 26 March 2013 11:53

Good riddance.

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4thquarterclutch 0

Monday 1 April 2013 7:20

What a scrub!

anders09ma 7

Monday 1 April 2013 19:34

Okay; so obviously not moment 4 life...

MadamBri 4

Thursday 4 April 2013 15:19

Let him go. Ultimately you want to be a wife and equal not a mother to a grown man

theone1andonly 2

Saturday 13 April 2013 1:34

I'm a guy. He's a ******* asshole, and a disgrace to all guys. Dump his ass.

snegec 7

Tuesday 16 April 2013 13:00

Dump his ass. Now.

anubisismylife 9

Sunday 19 May 2013 12:57

You're better off without him in your house. He appears to be a sexist idiot.

TcheQ 12

Monday 17 June 2013 8:18

Dafuq OP. YDI, for hanging out with a loser

sleepy123sleepy 3

Wednesday 21 August 2013 14:23

And this is bad because?

WickedFan 12

Friday 6 September 2013 4:08

Oh, hell no! That sexist, pig Dump him, kill him, and disrespect his family

elizacandle 29

Tuesday 17 September 2013 4:41

You're better off

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