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By Katsura - 19/07/2016 00:43 - United States - Perrysburg

Today, my boyfriend wanted to get into an open relationship. He has no romantic feelings for me anymore, but he didn't want to separate from my cat. FML

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Tuesday 19 July 2016 17:48

Sounds like hes only in it for the pussy

blueyekai 17

Tuesday 19 July 2016 17:56

Dump him, and take your cat with you

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lgrim 8

Thursday 28 July 2016 21:49

dump his ass and tell him to get his own damn cat

ATPR_4 9

Wednesday 17 August 2016 2:06

Take the cat find some hot stranger ask him to hold said cat and take a nice little selfie for Mr I want an open relationship.. pussy found a new owner.