By skiittlez713 - 20/05/2011 08:40 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML
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TheDrifter 23

Are you sure it wasn't the fully shaved look combined with the Dora the explorer panties?

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LOVEPINK143 1

Atleast we know he doesn't want to molest children. That's a score, but he really shouldn't be afraid because he knows you're not a child.

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Mildyyy 3

I agree youre life sucks that is shit as for you Dont put that lotion on next time

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sugarbear0727 19

My boyfriend loves it when I smell like lotion. He likes vanilla. And he's not picky on shaving either. He prefers that I don't shave, just keep it trimmed. But every once in a while, I'll shave completely. He loves it either way.

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mollyjynxjax 28

I don't see how that's really a bad thing. Get some big girl lotion and be happy you aren't dating a pedophile!

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cdncw 20

Everyone has their preferences and everyone has their dislikes. Sounds like this is a pretty simple one to change - and one that doesn't involve changing who you are. Not really an FML in my opinion... more of a "you're lucky that you have a significant other comfortable enough to simply state what was bugging him".

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Dino_Deanna 8

well at least we know he's not a child molester

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