Love: Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him... - FML

By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 22:21 - United States - Berkeley

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML

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NothernNightmare 18

Wednesday 13 March 2013 5:42

He was just in shock that you said yes and became his fiancé! Its a big step for couples! Once he gets more used to the idea he'll be ecstatic! :)

Bakarra 22

Wednesday 13 March 2013 10:15

Crazy being the key word there... "Hey you wanna get married?LOLNOPEJKTTYL"

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