Love: Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. It would have... - FML

By bigbum - 04/11/2012 09:50 - Australia - Glenroy

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Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. It would have been great if he weren't drunk with a naked girl next to him. FML

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feldco1 17

Sunday 4 November 2012 15:10

Drunk words are sober thoughts? Not sure if it helps at this point though.

AussieChild 22

Sunday 4 November 2012 15:11

Hope you slapped them both!

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lemonademixer 7

Thursday 15 November 2012 5:05

Wack that bitch up-side the head

LaLince 40

Monday 3 December 2012 7:15

classy answer

davidpropert 32

Saturday 23 November 2013 21:59

Plot twist: you were the naked girl

davidpropert 32

Saturday 23 November 2013 22:01

Alcohol kills

davidpropert 32

Saturday 23 November 2013 22:03

Kills relationships that is

fantasyworld 37

Monday 17 August 2015 0:34

You deserve better OP.

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